work (category: 2004, page 4)

Theory Will Eat Itself (Notes on Postmodernity from A-Z), 2004

live performance using a projected Powerpoint presentation, computer-generated spoken word, chocolate cake and water

duration: 1 hr
location:  a Georgetown University lecture hall

description:  For this performance I created a Powerpoint slideshow of critical theory words and definitions  (in A-Z order, one word per slide) taken from the Penguin Dictionary of Critical Theory

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images above: screenshots of Powerpoint slides

Dressed in a suit, I stood at the left lectern and read the slide, projected on the screen behind me, to the audience. 

Theory Will Eat Itself (Notes on Postmodernity from A-Z), 2004
image above: live performance still

Next I moved to the right lectern where I had installed a laptop computer with speakers.  Using one of the operating system’s pre-loaded female voices, the computer read aloud a paragraph of subjective text I had written in response to the critical theory term on the slide.  This text was often politically sensitive, poetic, humorous, and at times naïve and kitschy.

Theory Will Eat Itself (Notes on Postmodernity from A-Z), 2004
image above: live performance still

As the computer read the text, I sat on a stool next to it where I had positioned multiple pitchers of water and a glass, drinking the water, and eating a slice of chocolate cake, one slice per word.  After the computer finished reading the text, I wiped my mouth, and returned to delivering the Powerpoint lecture.

Theory Will Eat Itself (Notes on Postmodernity from A-Z), 2004
image above: live performance still

These gestures were repeated until the last slide was delivered. As the slideshow went on, and the cake was eaten, I became visibly sick and barely able to sit or stand.

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images above: live performance stills

After presenting the last slide, the computer voice read aloud the Preface to the Penguin Dictionary of Critical Theory. As this section of text was delivered, I left the front of the room and walked to the back of the lecture hall where I forced myself to vomit the cake and water into the trash receptacle placed between the lecture hall doors.  I then left the lecture hall and the audience continued to sit as the computer read the Preface to the end.

By Kathryn Cornelius